Premature Ageacjulation

There is very little that makes you feel old like the realization that a show which, as far as you recollect, started up fairly recently, begins its twelfth fucking season. That's quite simply not cool. I may be preparing to vote in my third presidential election (third time's the charm, I hope) but that doesn't qualify me as old, in the traditional sense, does it? Besides yelling at people to turn off that damn rap music, I'm very young at heart - why, I don't even have a lawn to yell at punk kids to get the hell off of. And the fact that I play video games for a living pretty much qualifies me as a man-child, so I think I'm safe for another year or two at least.